Matteus: 
we'll never find our seats in time 

NightTrain: 
The blatantly WRONG stuff! 

Xylorjax: 
Sure, they look imposing.  But 
every last one of 'em has cartoon 
character underwear. 

Beedo: 
o/~ Here we come...  Walkin' down 
the hall....o/~  Wait, that won't rhyme.

  
 Matteus: 
*muffled* I can't breathe!!! 

Angel_Noir: 
Hard economic times forced some 
Intel Pentium Processor technicians 
to take cameo roles in crappy movies 
in order to make ends meet. 

Xylorjax: 
We now return to "The Intel Commercial 
People At Home", already in progress.

  
 Matteus:  
*insert Star Trek joke here*  

Angel_Noir:  
"How's the research going?"   
"Excellent. Our bong tecnology is  
lightyears ahead of anyone else!"  

Geek_Spice:   
Data *really* enjoys the LSD chip 
on a very special ST:TNG. 

Neoknight:   
Movie Rule # 4: Every crack scientific   
staff must have one freaky geek.  

Beedo: 
Hi, Mr. President.  I'm your new intern. 

NightTrain:  
"Why yes, I did follow the Grateful  
Dead around for several years!  
How did you know?" 

HanoverF: 
Hillary finds an intern even Bill  
would'nt fool around with 
 

 
Matteus: 
it's...it's not that impressive, really 
 
Angel_Noir: 
"Let me do the talking, I don't 
want to pay sticker price again." 

Xylorjax: 
Everyone's amazed the first time they 
visit the Temple of the Holy Blue Ranger. 

HanoverF: 
The Aliens hairdryer technology
is lightyears ahead of our own! 

Beedo: 
It's agiant Tifany lamp.  So? 
 
 

 
Matteus: 
the whitehot apathy 

JediClone: 
Go play with Firestarter honey. No, it's 
just a nickname. Be sure to ask her 
about her dad died, too! 

Beedo: 
This kid has all the acting ability 
of a dead lamprey. 
 

 
Angel_Noir:  
It was a labour of love, but Matell's 
full scale model of the U.S.S. Nimitz  
was a project the whole family 
could enjoy. 

NightTrain: 
So he takes time out from the alien  
invasion to paint the fargin ceiling?!? 

Neoknight:   
Even the aliens have grafiti all   
over thier modes of transportation.  

Beedo:  
We're also planning on putting on some  
bitchin' flame decals, Mr. President. 

Xylorjax:   
Fletch 3: Fire in the Sky 

HanoverF:  
"Umm, Mr. President we've allready  
gone through the ship thouroughly, and  
there's no porn in there." "Well there's 
no harm in me double checking!"
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