Xylorjax:
"...and that's why we chose YOU,
Will, to be the first person to
play Battlezone VR."
JediClone:
FAKE! I can see Will Smith's
teleprompter!
Beedo:
Captain, we appear to be picking
up "Gamera, Guardian of the Universe"
on the monitor. See if you can fix it.
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Matteus:
once you leave EnVogue, you
can't come back!!
Beedo:
Aw, the last stripper in the pound
aways looks so sad. I'm going to
take her home with me.
NightTrain:
Illegitimate Love Child of the Pioneers
sings "Don't Fence Me Out."
Xylorjax:
When ya gotta pee, ya gotta pee. Fence
around the restrooms be damned.
HanoverF:
Restr(aunt)? Restr(oom)? Damn
it I must know! Why is'nt this
Letterboxed?!?
E_B_A:
"For girls seconds away from being
removed by the extermination squad,
press fi- *BLAM!* never mind..."
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Angel_Noir:
"And there, on the desk...was a
Kevin Williamson script!" "AHHHHH!"
Beedo:
And now, the East Acton's
Women's Guild re-enacts the famous
"Beans" scene from "Blazing Saddles."
JediClone:
"What? No "insert porn music here"
or "wacka chicha wacka chicka"?
No cracks about lesbians or
what number to call? Do those
cappers even know we're here?"
"Dont talk so loud! They'll find us!"
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Matteus:
it's the mask from Scream!
Angel_Noir:
"Alien Autopsy" hits a snag when
the alien's HMO could not cover
the post-op costs.
JediClone:
Gentlemen, we have the technology.
We can make him look even faker.
More corn-syrupy slime. More
zippers. More pnuematic control
tubes sticking out of his arms.
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Matteus:
oh, my life is a lie!!
HanoverF:
"Oh Shit! My Malpractice rates
are gonna skyrocket!"
JediClone:
oO(Dammit! Even I cant take me
seriously without yellow facepaint!)Oo
Beedo:
Macaulay Culkin, aged 54.
Xylorjax:
Ya know, Brent, there IS such a
thing as taking the phrase "cookoo
for cocoa puffs" a LITTLE too far...
NightTrain:
Severe acid flashback produces memories of
sitting through all 4-1/2 hours of Heaven's
Gate.[The 1980 Michael Cimino film,
not the wacko religious cult!]
E_B_A:
"I still say Cher's had too much surgery..."
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Matteus:
Then the Animaniacs come in and
show their "little pet" and scare
them all away, the end
Beedo:
Conrgatulations, Mrs.
Garftuhu. It's a symbiont!
HanoverF:
Michael Jackson wishes he
looked like this
NightTrain:
Michael Jackson's plastic surgery
goes horribly awry; Human race
doubles up in laughter.
Xylorjax:
Senator Thurmond has looked better... |
