JediClone: 
Do not tap on the glass. The strange 
little charactor actor is just as afraid 
of you as you are of him. 

Angel_Noir:    
"Open, open, open..."   

Beedo: 
o/~ All I can say is that my life 
is pretty strange... o/~ 

NightTrain:  
"I'm serious, man! One more verse 
of 'Sugar Magnolia,' and you're a 
f---in' corpse." 

Xylorjax:  
.oO(Must...have...character...killed... 
off...earlier...next...time... 
for...good...of...humanity...)
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JediClone: 
Being groped all day and night by 
chubby southern perverted men. 
Bill Clinton's personal Hell. 
 
 

 HanoverF: 
"Hehehe, Like shooting fish in a barrel,   
eh?" "Yup, but strangely not as satisfying." 

Angel_Noir: 
 The last thing the alien heard  
was: "LET"S THIN OUT   
THEIR NUMBERS!"  

Beedo:  
Jack Skellington!  NO!!! 

NightTrain:   
The LAPD trains in how to   
properly detain a jaywalker. 

Xylorjax:  
The Pentagon's reaction to Gallagher's  
act could have probably been colder, 
but not without violating international  
treaties... 
 

Beedo: 
Kevin Bacon?!

NightTrain:  
"And promise you'll always stay 
dorky?" "I promise, honey! Now 
I have to go save the world." 

JediClone: 
When he said he was going to the 
fridge for a cold one, he didnt expect 
to find his ex-wife... 
  
Xylorjax:   
"So....come here often?" "We're in a 
BUNKER a half-mile UNDERGROUND
in a government installation that doesn't 
officially EXIST!"  "So is that a yes?"  

Beedo:  
Ah, romance in a sterile government lab! 
 

  

Xylorjax:    
"I SAID, put the twinkie DOWN  
and STAND ON YOUR HEAD!"  
 "Izzat you, Nedmiller?"  

Beedo:  
Freeze, you Rebel scum! 

JediClone: 
"Now, really, dont all this black-on- 
black crime just hurt us all?" "I'm 
black and I feel fine. Now hand over 
the keys, muthaf*cka!" 

E_B_A: 
And Carlton was written out of "The Fresh  
Prince of Belair" in a rather unusual manner. 

HanoverF: 
"Oh, uh, Hi dad, I was just gonna  
take the car to be umm, serviced, 
yeah thats it, serviced!"
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