Xylorjax:
Sums it up nicely, really.
Matteus:
Ever Wonder?
HanoverF:
Do not attempt to control your set,
We are in Control... what do you
mean no remote? We have to get up to
change the channel? Aww forget it!"
Beedo:
Trey & Matt read my mind.
JediClone:
And here's your host, John Stamos!... or
was it the Olsen Twins turn?... Well then
who's left?... No, I cant remember any
of the other actors names either.
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Angel_Noir:
The audiance of a Borg informercial.
"You will be assimilated, and recieve
free turtlewax."
Matteus:
Hi, we're the lambs you ordered
ready for slaughter
JediClone:
<Woof Woof Woof!>: And over here
in Bob Sagat's Dog Pound are "Mindless
Morons Who Think Bob Is
Actually Funny"! |
Xylorjax:
Bob's gradual slide into
prostitution was more sad than
funny, really.
Angel_Noir:
In it's last season, the only thing that
would get the audience to laugh was to
occasionally flash Bob Saget's salary
across the screen.
Beedo:
Yes, Beedo offers $10,000 to the person
who brings him Bob Saget's head.
HanoverF:
"Anyone who can name my character
in Full House, get $10,000! Come on,
anyone? No takers? You just watched
for those miserable brats did'nt you?!"
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Angel_Noir:
Dances With Bulemia.
claimdude:
What? You think you've landed in
INDIA? Columbus, ol' boy, you
should get a REAL compass!
BuckFifty:
"Spare buffalo chip for the poor?"
HanoverF:
"Mommy, I joined an indian tribe, I'm no
longer Eric, now I am Little Fat Man."
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Angel_Noir:
"Help, I've fallen and I can't stop
repeating meaninless catchphrases.
Where's the beef?"
Beedo:
Damn, that fart had liftoff!
claimdude:
Er, perhaps I should call the
Weebles chair company...
HanoverF:
Uh-Oh, Grandpa bumped into the logo
and tipped over again!
BuckFifty:
Yeah, watching old Maude reruns
does the same thing to me.
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claimdude:
Neeto! Playing 'freeze-out' with
the air conditioning is FUN!
Beedo:
I'm not touching this one.
JediClone:
The TOPPS collectible TV Logo
set."F*** your Comedy Central,
Kenny! That one is SO cheap!
Stan's got CNN!"
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