Beedo:
Do you have a.... Oh, ferget it.
Angel_Noir:
I was going to cap this, but I
had reservations.
BuckFifty:
So I went into the doctor and told him
about these weird dreams I've been
having. I said "Doc, I keep on dreaming
that I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a
teepee, I'm a wigwam..." He said "That's
easy, you're two tents!" *rimshot*
*Hanging head in shame*
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Angel_Noir:
"Oh great bear spirit, can I borrow
a dollar?"
HanoverF:
Hello, Quacking Duck, was'nt it? And
Welcome to Scalpers Anonymous!"
Beedo:
What's Zangief frm "Street Fighter"
doing there?
claimdude:
Uh, dudes...this camp-out thing is
not all it's cracked-up to be.
BuckFifty:
"...and so then he says, "Ass to high, run
too fast"...Ha ha ha! I mean what kind of
chump tries to do that to a moose? Well
besides your dad, Spawn of Antlers."
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Xylorjax:
"You dudes wanna see me light a fart?"
HanoverF:
"So then I says to Kenny, I says,
poor people stink! Funny, huh?"
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Angel_Noir:
"I found the needle!" "Oh, build
my confidence why don't ya!"
JediClone:
About to change his name to
"Cheif Walks With Genetal Warts"
Beedo:
Now we're getting into Anime territory....
HanoverF:
"So.... come here often?" |
Angel_Noir:
o/`"Who's the bad cooking brother
with the salty balls the chicks dig?"
"Chef" "You damn right."
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Xylorjax:
Mrs. Cartman! Swallow the licorice
whip before you go any farther!
Matteus:
is that a tongue or a chicken liver?
Beedo:
Now why can't I ever meet
women like that?
BuckFifty:
Mrs Cartman's Gene Simmons
impression was the hit of any party.
HanoverF:
Suddenly Chef remembers a certain scene
in "Species" and runs away screaming.
claimdude:
Oh, oh...better hide my other glove now.
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