Beedo: 
Do you have a....  Oh, ferget it. 

 Angel_Noir: 
I was going to cap this, but I 
had reservations. 

BuckFifty: 
So I went into the doctor and told him 
about these weird dreams I've been 
having.  I said "Doc, I keep on dreaming 
that I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a 
teepee, I'm a wigwam..."  He said "That's 
easy, you're two tents!"  *rimshot* 
*Hanging head in shame* 
 

  
Angel_Noir: 
 "Oh great bear spirit, can I borrow 
a dollar?" 

HanoverF: 
Hello, Quacking Duck, was'nt it? And 
Welcome to Scalpers Anonymous!" 

Beedo: 
What's Zangief frm "Street Fighter" 
doing there? 

claimdude: 
Uh, dudes...this camp-out thing is 
not all it's cracked-up to be. 

BuckFifty: 
"...and so then he says, "Ass to high, run 
too fast"...Ha ha ha!  I mean what kind of 
chump tries to do that to a moose?  Well 
besides your dad, Spawn of Antlers." 
 

  
 Xylorjax: 
"You dudes wanna see me light a fart?"

HanoverF: 
"So then I says to Kenny, I says, 
poor people stink! Funny, huh?" 
 

 
 

 

  
Angel_Noir: 
"I found the needle!" "Oh, build 
my confidence why don't ya!" 

JediClone: 
About to change his name to 
"Cheif Walks With Genetal Warts" 

Beedo: 
Now we're getting into Anime territory.... 

HanoverF: 
"So.... come here often?"

  
Angel_Noir: 
o/`"Who's the bad cooking brother 
with the salty balls the chicks dig?" 
"Chef" "You damn right." 
 
 
 

 

  
Xylorjax:  
Mrs. Cartman!  Swallow the licorice 
whip before you go any farther!

Matteus: 
is that a tongue or a chicken liver? 

Beedo: 
Now why can't I ever meet 
women like that? 

BuckFifty: 
Mrs Cartman's Gene Simmons 
impression was the hit of any party. 

HanoverF: 
Suddenly Chef remembers a certain scene 
in "Species" and runs away screaming. 

claimdude: 
Oh, oh...better hide my other glove now.