Xylorjax:  
Cartman's father is Guile from
Street Fighter 2?

Angel_Noir: 
And I thought Fat Pat was dead. (Note: I 
know it was "Phat", I was being comical) 

HanoverF: 
House Party 5; Staring Marlon Brando 
as Play (or is that Kidd?) 

BuckFifty: 
Oh my god!  Not another House 
Party movie!!!  AHHHHH!!! 

Beedo: 
Xavier Robert's Cabbage Patch Gangstas. 
 

  
 JediClone: 
<In the background:> Yeah, Kenny's 
family poor alright. Can't even afford 
some grass to mow!... What? I'm just 
saying Kenny's family is poor! again! 

BuckFifty: 
o/~Get your motor running, head out 
on the highway, lookin' for adventure, 
and whatever comes our way...~/o 

HanoverF: 
"Where's he going?" "No where in 
particular." "Man I really envy... oh 
nevermind, he's dead again." 
 

  
 Angel_Noir: 
A young Michael Andretti 
ponders his future. 

JediClone: 
When gymnests get Road Rage 
they really flip you off. 

Beedo: 
Translation: God damn! 
 Mother*#@%er!  AAAAHHHH! 
 

  
Xylorjax:  
This is the video they use to 
convince you to wait for trains to 
go by at crossings...

Angel_Noir: 
Amtrack.We get there, isn't that enough? 

Matteus: 
*that* came out of nowhere 

Beedo: 
Oh, like we didn't see THIS coming. 

HanoverF: 
The Animated Musical version of 
Banned From TV? 

BuckFifty: 
Mrrrrppphhhee (Just a flesh wound...)
 

  
 Xylorjax: 
"Oh my god!  You capped 
Kenny!"  "You bastard!"

Angel_Noir: 
"Oh my God, they took down Castle 
Forrester!" "You bastards!" "Oh wait, 
its back up." "You bastards!" 

Matteus: 
Hey! get off our property before 
I shoot you! &*@#%^cappers!!! 

Beedo: 
You!  Cappers!  Shut the *#@% up! 

JediClone: 
"Oh my god! They're gonna release 
BASEketball on tape!" "You bastards!"

  
HanoverF: 
o/` I'm gonna make love to ya weasle, 
I'm gonna lay you down by the fi-ah! 
And caress your hairy bod-y, make 
you moan and perspi-ah! o/` 

JediClone: 
No, really Children, they like 
to be called "Mah Bitches". 

JediClone: 
" I'm sick of playing word games with 
you children! This is how you make 
sweet love: You stick your d*** 
in her c***" "WHAT?!?!?!"