NoobSaibot:
3PO's looking up the
"Playdroid" website.
HanoverF:
George Hamilton will be playing
the part of Leia.
Shimmergloom:
I must say, while I am fluent in over
3 million forms of communitcation, I
can't make heads or tails out of
this new iMac.
MrTim:
Is that a bed?!?!? I did not need
the image of these two sharing a
bedroom, thank you!
Beedo:
Your Highness, were you aware that
there's a website devoted to naked
pictures of you?
JediClone:
"3PO, what's on today's itinerary?"
"Let's see... Rehab, rehab, and oh yes,
rehab."
Matteus:
I'm a robot! I should know how to
use a computer! I shouldn't have to
take word processing classes
C-3PO:
Help me, cappers! Get me out of here!
I'm trapped in a piece-of-crap special!
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Beedo:
Malla inspects her Precious
Moments figurines.
HanoverF:
.oO(Wait a minute, this is'nt my
wet-bar! It's a giant asteroid worm!...
oh wait, it is my wet-bar, what the
hell was I thinking?)
JediClone:
Let me guess... Malla's home
theatre has all the priority memory
settings locked onto pro wreslting.
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Phrank:
"I'm sorry. I've called to tell you... I've
met someone else.His memory chip is
more than twice the size of yours. And
that processing speed. oooohhhhhh....
Beedo:
*Hic!* Don' worry. Yer leader'll show
up soon. *Hic!* Where'sh th' booze?
Matteus:
The Day the Earth Stood Still {in colour}
Neoknight:
The only holiday special so bad they
couldn'tget the original actors!
MrTim:
"When I find the joker who put a
lead weight in my right bun . . . "
Agent_Moldy:
Alderaan Gothic
Shimmergloom:
And I'd like to thank my brother
Luke. Because without his
encouragement and lustful kisses this
award would not have been possible. |
Phrank:
"Hello!" <br>"Dammit! Get outta
the screen!"
UnReality:
"Your fleabath or mine?"
Beedo:
Smile! You're on Kashyyyk Camera!
Matteus:
these look like teddy bears
with bad hormones
HanoverF:
You can tell by the look of love, that
Richard Dryfus knows who mans best
friend Really Is.
Angel_Noir:
My dad was proud of his photo of
the Yeti. We didn't have the heart to
tell him we could see the zipper.
MrTim:
If he sticks his tongue in the
wookie's ear, I'm leaving!
Agent_Moldy:
"Sweet nothings, sweet nothings,
sweet nothings..."
J-Man:
Sorry, Malla. I'm seeing another..um..
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Matteus:
the inhabitants of this planet have
a habit of tossing their enpty serving
trays out of the atmosphere
JediClone:
sign on the bumber reads:
"We Break For Bounty Hunters"
Beedo:
Y'know, Chewie, it's amazing how
much Kashyyyk looks like Yavin-4!
Beedo:
Y'know, Chewie, it's amazing how
much Kashyyyk looks like Yavin-4!
MrTim:
Little do they know the _Enterprise_
is orbiting the same planet in the
opposite direction. Hope Han's paid
up his insurance premiums!
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Phrank:
"No, I'm sorry. We aren't the strippers
you hired. Although..."
Beedo:
Isn't he a little SHORT to be
a Stormtrooper?
JediClone:
Who would lose in a fight? Starfleet
redshirts who can't avoid being shot,
or Stormtoopers who can't hit anything?
Shimmergloom:
Trick or treat?
MrTim:
"Now we're supposed to make sure
'e doesn't leave until we get back!"
Angel_Noir:
"Table for two? Will that be suseptible
to Jedi mind trick, or non suseptible to
Jedi mind trick?" "You tell us."
HanoverF:
"Umm, we heard there was a
kegger here, we've got to confiscate
the uhm illegal substanc-hey, quit
shoveing back there you hoser!"
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