BEEDO:
...consisting of two stormtroopers, a naval trooper, and an officer who, at first glance, appears to be Al Bundy. Art  
Carney (yes, he's still there) blathers in an irritating manner, and tension arises between the Imperials and the Wookiees when  
the naval trooper attempts to be friendly and Lumpy tries to bite his hand off. Art intercedes before the trooper can bash  
Lumpy in the mush. Pity. The Imperials start searching the premises for signs of Rebel sympathies...
 
  
 HanoverF: 
"Stellla!"

Beedo: 
o/` A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ave-e-e 
Mari-i-i-i-ia-a-a-a! o/` 

Matteus: 
anthropomorphic raccoons 

Agent_Moldy: 
Hey!  Marilyn Manson!  Alice Cooper 
called -- he wants his act back. 

MrTim: 
Too much Barney and this could 
happen to your kid. 

J-Man: 
You, too, can have white, 
sparkling teeth. 

JediClone: 
This has been an MTM production 
"Meow!... Hiss!" "ArRrrwr!...<Burp>" 
 

   
 HanoverF: 
"Curses! They managed to escape the
horror of the Comfy Chair!

Beedo: 
I hate these David-Schwimmer- 
centered episodes of "Friends". 

JediClone: 
"Three's Company: The Next 
Generation"... "Wild freaky jungle sex? 
Noooo Mr Roker, that was... that 
was ..." "the warp feild inhibiter making 
those loan moans and screaming my 
name." "Uh Yeah!" 

Angel_Noir: 
Not the "Comfy Chair"! Heartless 
Imperial bastards! 
 

   
 Beedo: 
Lieutenant Al Bundy 

JediClone: 
"A fat Royal Guard waddled into 
the weapons locker today..." 

Matteus: 
I said would you like fries with that!!! 

MrTim: 
This is what happens when you put 
your action figures in the microwave. 

Angel_Noir: 
In his adolescence, Vader subdued 
his enemys with a wedgie, rather 
than a choke hold. 

NoobSaibot: 
"Married With Children: 2099" 

J-Man: 
I'm too sexy for my post. 

Shimmergloom: 
Suddenly he realized, the wookies 
don't breath oxygen. 
 
 
 HanoverF: 
"Faberge Eggs sir! And lots of them!"

Beedo: 
If the cabinet's locked, move 
on to the next one. 

Matteus: 
those suits are made for buttless people 

MrTim: 
<Minnesota accent> "We, ah, got a 
report of some stolen droids here." 

Shimmergloom: 
I'm gonna rearrange their furniture, 
heh, heh. 

JediClone: 
After going throught their canbinets, the 
stormtroopers subject the family 
to an intense interrogation: "Who did 
your wood staining?" "How much does 
he charge?" "Does he do antiqueing?" 
 

  
 Beedo: 
Young and tender. Yep, the kid 
should cook up nicely. 

Matteus: 
this is getting Sadomasochistic... 

MrTim: 
I don't think interpretive dance is 
going to pacify an angry wookie. 

Shimmergloom: 
The second worst intern job, ever. 

Neoknight: 
Special guest appareance 
by Dark Helmut! 
 

  
 HanoverF: 
"It's the helmet right? Chicks 
dig the helmet!"

Beedo: 
Boy, ever since NWO, wrestlng's 
gotten WEIRD! 

MrTim: 
"Abuse me, you big hairy brute!" 

Angel_Noir: 
The tender side of the galaxy 
shines through in the heartwarming 
"Not Without my Wookie!" 

JediClone: 
Art Canrey can't stand to see such 
an exploitive activity as Naked 
Wookie Rasslin'... Not unles 
he can get a piece of the action.
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