BEEDO:
...and the naval trooper becomes suspicious of Malla's new entertainment center. If you're keeping track, that's  
three different entertainment centers so far. Art demonstrates its purpose after more Ed-Norton-like stalling, and plays a  
recording of Jefferson Starship. The not-so-special effects are airbrushed onto the film in a shocking pink neon colour, and 
the lead singer's microphone looks unnervingly like a vibrator one might find under Barbie's Dream Bed. Not surprisingly,  
after the performance, the trooper's brain is fried.
 
  
 HanoverF:
"Could I intrest you in a Darth Vader
Signiture Model Toaster Oven?"

Beedo:  
Boy, Sinestro hasn't aged well. 

MrTim: 
"Are you starin' at my gut? 
Stop starin' at my gut!" 

Angel_Noir: 
"How was school today, Anakin?" 
"Some kid called me a name, so I 
used the dark side to strangle him." 
"Atta boy!" 
 

   
  Beedo:   
Not-so-special effects.  

Matteus: 
Fantasia was less weird and 
confusing than this 

MrTim: 
<Music cue: _Tron_ theme> 

JediClone: 
After this performance, Jefferson 
Starship changed it's name again. 
To Mud. 
 

   
 HanoverF: 
Wait a minute, thats not cotton 
candy! Eww Yuck!

Beedo:   
He's singing into Barbie's Dream   
Vibrator.  GOD, I hate this show!  
 
J-Man: 
This popsicle is Really Good! 

MrTim: 
I *really* don't think you should 
eat that fudgsicle, Ted. 

Shimmergloom: 
MMMmmm.  This plutonium flavored 
ice cream, sure is good. 

Angel_Noir: 
Seconds before yet another pop singer 
in the Star Wars galaxy looses a tounge. 

NoobSaibot: 
*Insert dildo joke here* 
 
 
 JediClone:
What those two ex-KISS members
did to get on TV.
No wonder they were fired.

Beedo:  
To quote the cocooned woman from 
"Aliens": "Please... Kill me!" 
 
Matteus: 
crotch inflation 

MrTim: 
Freddie Mercury's got a real monster 
in his pants tonight! 

NoobSaibot: 
Barbie and the Rockers! 
 

  
 HanoverF:
Michael Flately's LoserDance!

Beedo:  
Peter Brady: Sex Machine. 

Matteus: 
uh oh, I feel a Air 
Supply/Toto/Queen/Jefferson 
Airship flashback coming on 

Neoknight: 
I do NOT want to know!! 

Occupant: 
Uh . . . er . . . I don't remember 
what the dormouse said. 

Agent_Moldy: 
o/ "Oooh!  Oooh!  Mistah Kottah! 
She's a supafreak!  Supafa-reak! 
She's supafreaky, HEH! HEH! 
HEH! HEH!" o/ 

MrTim: 
Richard Simmons's keyboard is 
about to blow! Funny, you'd think 
he'd be happy about that . . . 

Angel_Noir: 
The audiance hoped cutting power 
would end the concert.  Unfortunately, 
the batteries for the keyboard have 
a half life of 8,000 years. 
 

  
  HanoverF: 
"Lookit them faggits, thats the
way you do it, you play the 
g-tar on the MTV"

LuvBJones: 
Filmed in WonkaVision!

Beedo:  
Why can't I get "Doom" on this thing? 

MrTim: 
o/` Purple haze runnin' through 
my brain! o/` 

JediClone: 
JediClone ponders some 
"filler caps" for the pictures that got 
less attention. But absolutly shocked 
by how everone chose to pick on 
the same two, he moves on. 
 
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