BuckFifty:
Tonight on "Broke ass white folks,
eatin' mayonaise sandwiches, f**kin'
they sistah, listenin' to John Cougar
Melloncamp records" theater...
Beedo:
C'mon, cousin-wife, y'all caint'
have a headache. Y'all're only fifteen.
Angel_Noir:
A scene from the short lived series
"The Young Keanu Reeves Chronicles"
Dibbley :
The cast of Fame rioted today when
the leg warmer supply didn't arrive. |
Xylorjax:
"YOU did a DISNEY movie?!"
"Oh, don't sound so surprised Jeff."
E_B_A:
*wocka* *chicka* *wocka*
*wocka* *wocka*
NightTrain:
You know your acting career is in
trouble when...your last film was
"Independence Day" and your new
film is "The Lost World"!
Beedo:
Boy, the sexual tension between
these two is just palpable. |
NightTrain:
"You're in your '50s, you ain't
good lookin', and y'ain't even got a
light show? How can you call
yourself a country singer?!?"
Beedo:
Jeb experiences the greatest
moment of his life when Waylon
Jennings AND Richard Petty pull
up in the diner's driveway.
JediClone:
The local yokels were all
stunned to get a glimpse of the
only guy in town who bathed
every week.
|
Angel_Noir:
"You best get yo ass out on the strip,
b#$%! I need a new Big Wheel!"
Xylorjax:
Michael learned about the
facts of life the hard way.
E_B_A:
Welcome to the NAMBLA
sponsered "My Crazy Uncle" starring
Emmanuel Lewis! Only on UPN!
See it before we go bankrupt!
BuckFifty:
With special guest appearance
by Buckwheat!
NightTrain:
"Alfalfa! Alfalfa! Dere a alien outside!"
Dibbley:
Matteus: mom? dad? I'm going off to
be cute, see you in a couple months
|
NightTrain:
You know, it's amazing what kids
are doing with Lego these days.
Beedo:
Rush Limbaugh took up skydiving
and eclipsed the sun. Film at eleven.
Neoknight:
As if a shadow weren't already
over the White House already...
|
Xylorjax:
How much you wanna bet that
some environmental-types are gonna
blame this on the ozone hole?
JediClone:
"Dammit Diana! I told you to check
the oil a month ago!"
"It's Donnovan's fault! Really!"
Angel_Noir:
o/` "And like a bridge under
troubled spaceships..."
Beedo:
Well, this is gonna put a
crimp on the barbecue plans. |
