Xylorjax:
*Saw Wayne Knight naked*
HanoverF:
o/` "Fame! I'm Gonna Live Forever.."
*Honk, Honk* *SPLAT*
Angel_Noir:
New York's annual "Running of the
Taxis" was a real croud pleaser.
Beedo:
Do Emmerich and Devlin have
something against New York? It
gets destroyed in the last two films
they made. |
Xylorjax:
Emmerlich and Devlin establish a precedent
that the Chrysler building must die in
every New York disaster movie...
Beedo:
....in the only other man-made structure big
enough to be seen from outer space....
Neoknight:
Cool add-on to the Empire
State Building, huh?
E_B_A:
"Just a few office supplies... no one
will notice..." *RUMBLE!*
NightTrain:
It came from Alpha Centauri looking
for a long, hard building to hump!
Dibbley:
New York finally finds the right woman.
Matteus:
just as long as they don't blow up
the Chrysler Building
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Angel_Noir:
"Develop a commitee under my
supervision to formulate a proposal
on how to handle this situation."
"Couldn't one of use just change
the lightbulb ourself?"
JediClone:
As Emmerich and Devlin walk on
set, the actors have a collective
vision of their careers flying away...
NightTrain:
Guest director: Steven Spielberg
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HanoverF:
"Ohhh my head, how much did
I drink last night?!? Oh no...
tell me I did'nt..."
E_B_A:
"Man! What did I DO last night!"
"Want some breakfast sweetie?"
"I slept with you!? But you're such
a dog!" "God! You men
are all the same!"
NightTrain:
"I dreamt I was black!"
Angel_Noir:
"Aw man, was I dunk last night!"
"Woof! You wan't some breakfast,
Big Dadddy? Woof!" |
Xylorjax:
Friday: Letterbox
Edition, on the next episode
of "Literalist Theater".
JediClone:
Meanwille, in Bremerton...
o0(Maybe if I leave him now, OJ will
get the point and leave me alone)0o |
Angel_Noir:
"More expresso, honey?"
"NOTHANKSTWELEVESMYLIMIT!"
HanoverF:
"Did you hear me, I said my mother is
moving in with us, and I'm pregnant."
"Tommy Lee Jones, Take Me Away!"
BuckFifty:
.oO(Did I remember to hug
my cat today?)
JediClone:
Will?... You still arent talikng to me? Is
this about that affair I had? I told you
already, I didnt know she was your sister!
Neoknight:
"Sorry, hon... just don't feel like gettin
jiggy wit it right
Beedo:
.oO{You know, his ears would
make good airbrakes.}
Xylorjax:
The Not-So-Fresh Prince of San
Jose was ill-conceived and doomed
from the very beginning.
NightTrain:
Insert tasteless "lawn jockey" cap here.
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