Angel_Noir:
.oO{Shit! Were's that friggin' remote?}
Matteus:
Jeez, I'm not your mother! you guys
should clean up after yourselves!!!
Xylorjax:
In the middle of filming, Jeff freaks
out and starts chasing invisible plum
faries around the room.
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NightTrain:
"Yes, Mulder. I do agree that we need
a weekend together at an out-of-the-
way motel. But not until we stop
the alien invasion!"
Neoknight:
"What am I wearing?! I'm on the
President's staff! What do you
think I'm wearing?!"
Beedo:
Not tonight. I'm washing my hair. |
BuckFifty:
What the f**k? How did Bill
Pullman get on the Truman Show?
Xylorjax:
Lonestar Hedroom.
Matteus:
Virtuosity
Angel_Noir:
"In comming transmition from
the Big Giant Head..."
NightTrain:
"Hi. I'm the president. Right now, I'm
wearing underpants made of pressed
ham. They make me feel so Latvian...."
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NightTrain:
Waiting a seriously long time to exhale.
Neoknight:
"STOP! in the name of love!"
BuckFifty:
Well her mother told her that her
wrist would lock up in that position if
she wouldn't stop playing with herself,
but would she listen? Ooooh no!
What does Mom know...
Beedo:
To tha hand, babay.
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BuckFifty:
"Hey Andretti, taking it out of park
might help out here..."
Angel_Noir:
"Un-ass them keys, fool!" "What?"
"You heard me, punk! This is a jack
move, sucka!" "Dad, this is your car."
Beedo:
Can I see your license, sir?
Matteus:
isn't he kind of young to be driving?
Xylorjax:
Uh oh. A classic Mustang in an
action movie. That's like being the
black guy in a horror movie.
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NightTrain:
"Oh, hi Tipper! What's that? Al's
wondering about the solid gold urinal
in our bathroom? Can you hold on a
second? [Covers receiver with hand,
whispers] Bill! I found out who pissed
in your saxophone."
Xylorjax:
"Sir? Johnson's peeing on
your carpet again, sir."
Matteus:
keep an eye on him? why? .... I don't
think he's going to pee over the balcony,
he seems like a reasonable person...
Angel_Noir:
"What? I can't hear you, one
of the speakers is up too much.
You wanna talk to Bob? Sorry,
he's busy pissing on the mosh pit."
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