Angel_Noir: 
.oO{Shit! Were's that friggin' remote?} 

Matteus: 
Jeez, I'm not your mother! you guys 
should clean up after yourselves!!! 

Xylorjax: 
In the middle of filming, Jeff freaks 
out and starts chasing invisible plum 
faries around the room. 
 

  
NightTrain: 
"Yes, Mulder. I do agree that we need 
a weekend together at an out-of-the- 
way motel. But not until we stop 
the alien invasion!" 

Neoknight: 
"What am I wearing?! I'm on the 
President's staff! What do you 
think I'm wearing?!"

Beedo: 
Not tonight.  I'm washing my hair.

  
 BuckFifty: 
What the f**k?  How did Bill 
Pullman get on the Truman Show? 
 
Xylorjax: 
Lonestar Hedroom. 

Matteus: 
Virtuosity 

Angel_Noir: 
"In comming transmition from 
the Big Giant Head..." 

NightTrain: 
"Hi. I'm the president. Right now, I'm 
wearing underpants made of pressed 
ham. They make me feel so Latvian...." 
 

  
 NightTrain: 
Waiting a seriously long time to exhale. 

Neoknight: 
"STOP! in the name of love!" 

BuckFifty: 
Well her mother told her that her 
wrist would lock up in that position if 
she wouldn't stop playing with herself, 
but would she listen?  Ooooh no! 
What does Mom know... 

Beedo: 
To tha hand, babay.
 

 

  
 BuckFifty: 
"Hey Andretti, taking it out of park 
might help out here..." 

Angel_Noir: 
"Un-ass them keys, fool!" "What?" 
"You heard me, punk! This is a jack 
move, sucka!" "Dad, this is your car." 

Beedo: 
Can I see your license, sir?

Matteus: 
isn't he kind of young to be driving? 
 
Xylorjax: 
Uh oh.  A classic Mustang in an 
action movie.  That's like being the 
black guy in a horror movie.
 
 

  
 NightTrain: 
"Oh, hi Tipper! What's that? Al's 
wondering about the solid gold urinal 
in our bathroom? Can you hold on a 
second? [Covers receiver with hand, 
whispers] Bill! I found out who pissed 
in your saxophone." 

Xylorjax: 
"Sir?  Johnson's peeing on 
your carpet again, sir." 

Matteus: 
keep an eye on him? why? .... I don't 
think he's going to pee over the balcony, 
he seems like a reasonable person... 

Angel_Noir: 
"What? I can't hear you, one 
of the speakers is up too much. 
You wanna talk to Bob?  Sorry, 
he's busy pissing on the mosh pit."
 

 
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