NightTrain: 
"Louie'll be pissed if he finds out I 
let a passenger sit up-front!" "Uncle 
Alex, you're retired." 

Beedo: 
This traffic sucks.  We should've taken 
a taxi.(See, 'cause it's Judd Hirsch, and 
he was in Ta.. with the... IT'S FUNNY!)

Angel_Noir: 
 "If you put that Bee Gees 8-Track 
in one more time, your walkin'!" 

HanoverF: 
"The meter reads $19.75, and you 
give me a $20?!? If you were'nt my 
son I'd drop you off in Harlem!"
 

  
Xylorjax: 
 Led Zeppelin, Literalist's  
 Theater interpretation.

Beedo:  
Jeez, Riker, can't you steer a saucer 
section?  You're getting beaucoup
points on your license, pally.

JediClone:
Look out! Deanna's at the Helm!
We're all gonna die!

  
 HanoverF: 
Looks like Ed Grimly is 
playing the triangle again. 

Angel_Noir: 
A scene from "A Double-Wide 
Trailer Named Desire". 

Xylorjax: 
Jim tries to get his trailer to taxi 
down a runway on its own, with 
predictable results. 

Beedo: 
I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
 

  
Beedo: 
....formerly of "Menudo."
  
Angel_Noir: 
The few, the proud, the "Days 
of Our Lives" addicted. 

Matteus: 
they act like they've never seen 
a TV before 

JediClone: 
For valiant men who risk their lives protecting
freedom and equality around the world, but 
discriminate agaisnt women and other 
minorities within their own ranks, dail 1 now

Xylorjax: 
Sure, they were hardened, professional 
soldiers.  But if they missed Power 
Rangers, there was hell to pay... 
 
Beedo: 
You're right, Ewalt.  Who'da thunk C-SPAN could be so enthralling?
 

  
Xylorjax: 
Do you see a return address? 
NASA says you took the brown acid. 

HanoverF: 
"All right! The spaceship I ordered must 
be in here... hey, it's not, and here's my 
check marked VOID... what gives?" 

Matteus: 
I think it's in greek... 

Angel_Noir: 
YOU MAY ALREADY BE 
AN ASTRONAUT! 

JediClone: 
Do you see NASA? The Face on 
Mars says you're seeing a trick 
of ink and shadow... 
 

 
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